Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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