??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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