soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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