don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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