Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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