i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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