is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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