she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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