I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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