when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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