Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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