are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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