I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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