I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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