you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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