This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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