She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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