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Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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