why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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