just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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