i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My feet surprised me
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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