Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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