Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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