ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Life without a bra equals bliss.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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