that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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