just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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