I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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