New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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