Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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