So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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