Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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