Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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