No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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