...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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