Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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