yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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