I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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