he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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