weddingsv make me drug and hornr
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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