He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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