I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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