how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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