Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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