you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just want nice things and good sex
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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