Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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