we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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