marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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