The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I supernannyed him into submission
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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