Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Floor bacon is actually really good
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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