I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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