And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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