Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Sext me about skeletons
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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