the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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