he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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