I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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